Stig Quotes soon to be macro's

"Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs."

"Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel."

"Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."

"Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats."

"Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts."

"Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight."

"Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."

"Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal."

"Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves."

"Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs."

The following two quotes had me in stitches:
"Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight."
"Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves."
I've always enjoyed Clarkson's humor ,I find it very sharp and intelligent,and he defines contemporary british humor imho.After Benny Hill (an all time fav for Greek viewers) and the Monty Python's guy (the tall guy,can't remember his name),oh and Atkinson of course, I thought the british had ran flat, but Clarkson brought a fresh breath of humor even if it is confined in the context of motoring articles and shows (perfect for me as I am addicted to anything fast with an engine).

rider_xx wrote: the Monty Python's guy (the tall guy,can't remember his name)

John Cleese