End of Year Awards 2017 - OH IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Fay, she is getting alot better.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek, just devastating.
Overwatch Best Player:- Solerisar, just real solid, Marshy is a close second.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Hmmm, Dorek was a real solid healer.
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Probably say Marshy this time around.

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Jumgei must have something to get the bitches.
Sexiest Female:- Well Fay takes the title for this one obviously.
Nicest Male:- Solerisar is a just a sweet old man with a sweet shop in a 30 year olds body.
Nicest Female:- Jonas is a pretty young fuck boygirl.
Funniest Person:- Dorek's disdain for gimps is the best thing in the world.
Best Couple '17:- Marshy and Felix fucking in Newcastle.
Loudest Person:- Marshy when he thinks he's got the balls to yell at me on the mic.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Gotta go with that weak-minded Dragon for backing down and not even caring, went out like a limp dick.
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek always knows a classic rape joke to impress a lady.
Biggest Emo:- Felix when he doesn't have gear, Marshy when he's broke.
Porn Star Award:- Jonas, selling cam videos on Gay porn sites.
Best Accent:- Solerisar "No i-deeee"
Biggest Bitch:- Any of the new recruits who rage quit because they got challenged, like Guardians the weak cunt.
Party Animal:- Dariv, yes he's not on as much, but he's in fb chat, and he's a drunk bastard.
Best Advice Giver:- Solerisar has had a stern clear head this year, it's awesome.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek has just been consistently brilliant.
Stroppiest Person:- Marshy has had a few temper tantrums this year, and been emo all week the slut, Fay can get passionately angry.
Funniest Bug:- Can't think of any.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- The whole first couple of months in Overwatch, truly beautiful moments, especially with Marshy. Love you brother.
Best Moment '17:- Overwatch, FNTs, and the best of all? Meeting Felix irl.
"Next to get laid" award:- I guess Jonas? But probably he fucks a sock with those stick on eyes, so who knows?
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Well Jumgei doesn't care about sex...
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Most do it ON Disc, but most likely Marshy when he goes to his bed haha.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek for asserting the holocaust isn't real.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Dorek sitting in his apartment eating raw sardines with his cat.

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Dorek
2) Marshy
3) Solerisar
4) Fay
5) Felix
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Marshy has been awesome this year.
Best Newcomer '17:- Thus far it has to be fucking Jonas I guess.
Most Improved Member:- Marshy was always brilliant, but his consistent excellence has been incredible this year.
Most Valued Person '17:- Dorek is an absolute rock, his friendship has kept from the edge.

Have fun doing this!

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Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Still Hidden...
Black Desert Online Best Player:- no contest Dorek.
Overwatch Best Player:- Marshy
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Dorek, Dragoon healer of the year!
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Marshy, had a ton of max level chars


((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Felix, beards are hot atm
Sexiest Female:- Fay
Nicest Male:- Marshy, deep down he's the nicest guy.
Nicest Female:- Fay , Always nice to everyone
Funniest Person:- Dorek as always
Best Couple '17:- Marshy and Hidden having their version of Phone sex on Disc every day.
Loudest Person:- Marshy, no contest
Biggest Ass-Clown:- dunno, I only remember pple worth remembering.
Biggest Flirt:- Felix
Biggest Emo:- Probably Jonas when he can't access Tinder for 5 seconds
Porn Star Award:- Jonas
Best Accent:- Marshy , no explenation needed.
Biggest Bitch:- All the gimp recruits who have come and gone over the past weeks.
Party Animal:- dunno
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek , almost every word he says contains universal dragoon trueths
Best PvP'er:- Marshy, was good in every game we played together
Stroppiest Person:- Felix when talking about gear or grinding spots in BDO
Funniest Bug:- My gear in BDO.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- The gimps in FF.
Best Moment '17:- FNT in BDO and WOW battlegrounds with Marshy.
"Next to get laid" award:- I'm sticking to my guns, Felix!
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei, Obvious reasons.
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Jonas.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Marshy's been practicing hard on jail time in BDO so i'll go with that.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:-

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Hidden
2) Dorek
3) Marshy
4) Jumgei
5) Fay
6) Felix

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Hidden, the rants have been bit less frequent but higher in quality!
Best Newcomer '17:- Jonas ofc.
Most Improved Member:- Jumgei!
Most Valued Person '17:- Marshy, whatever we played he was there giving it his best.

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Dont play shit games.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek
Overwatch Best Player:- Sol
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Shit game. But only ever seen hidden
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Sol

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Jumgei
Sexiest Female:- Felix.
Nicest Male:- Solerisar
Nicest Female:- Felix. Ginger Cunt
Funniest Person:- Dorek
Best Couple '17:- Me and Felix.
Loudest Person:- Fucking Tamer cunt. Can't hear a thing cause of his darth vader breathing CUNT!
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Dragon. Polak rat
Biggest Flirt:- Felix, Ever since I shown him the ropes he's been a pulling master
Biggest Emo:- Felix. All gear no skill.
Porn Star Award:- Me
Best Accent:- Felix, yeeinja
Biggest Bitch:- Every cunt we recruited in BDO
Party Animal:- Dariv, You're all boring bastards and don't go out.
Best Advice Giver:- Solerisar
Best PvP'er:- Dorek
Stroppiest Person:- Hidden, 24/7 in a mood about something
Funniest Bug:- hidden "stuck in staff stance" only happens when he gets killed though.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- OW
Best Moment '17:- Meeting Felix, and helping him pull!
"Next to get laid" award:-Felix, He knows the ropes now
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei, part from the fact he don't like sex, But 100% bet you his bellend smells of raw batty juice
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Jumgei

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Hidden
2) Dorek
3) Solerisar
4) Fay
5) Felix
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Hidden. When is he not talking ?
Best Newcomer '17:- Jonas four eyed cunt.
Most Improved Member:- Fay
Most Valued Person '17:- Sol, I've played 100% every game this year with sol and had great times with the Nazi bastard

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden, frantic screaming and foaming notwithstanding.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek and his Guts RP char.
Overwatch Best Player:- Prolly Marshy cos he was solid on quite a nice variety of heroes.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Solerisar.
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Dorek cos the gimps just gave up and lined up to die in arenas.

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Felix cos real men got long hair.
Sexiest Female:- Jumgei cos I just know he's a bishie.
Nicest Male:- Hmm prolly Sol cos he's never mad at anyone.
Nicest Female:- Jumgei.
Funniest Person:- Dorek and his inspirational quotes every night.
Best Couple '17:- Hidden and Marshy, and their marital squabbles while everyone's ears bleed.
Loudest Person:- Hidden when he's mad, or excited, or happy.....
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Prolly Matilde cos I thought she was cool until she disappeared for some 12 year old fuckboii.
Biggest Flirt:- Marsh and his quest for fat crazy chicks.
Biggest Emo:- Hidden and his "STUCK IN STAFF"/"OMG THS PET"/"OMG THIS CLASS"/"UGH WANNA REROLL" moments.
Porn Star Award:- Dorek and his pink panties.
Best Accent:- Jumgei's perfect English accent even though he's a Frenchie.
Biggest Bitch:- 90% of all recruits ever.
Party Animal:- Jonas getting his head bashed in for fun at bars.
Best Advice Giver:- Felix and his essays on everything.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek top dog in everything.
Stroppiest Person:- Hidden. What a grump.
Funniest Bug:- Enchanting in BDO.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- The events we had in OW and HOTS.
Best Moment '17:- Meeting up in-game and spending time together as a guild.
"Next to get laid" award:- Prolly Marshy when that crazy bitch picks his front door lock.
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei the stalwart defender of celibacy.
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Hidden, the sad cunt.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Marshy and his talent for doing shit he really shouldn't.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Dorek and his catpiss-soaked belongings.

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Solerisar
2) Felix
3) Jumgei
4) Dorek
5) Hidden
6) Marshy

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Dorek's deep thoughts.
Best Newcomer '17:- Zodiac for fighting against us for like 2 hours after training, even though he was one-shotted.
Most Improved Member:- Solerisar who always gits gud in every game.
Most Valued Person '17:- Dorek always being there for the guild.

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Hidden
Overwatch Best Player:- who knows
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- i guess hidden cant really remember all the shit
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Probably say Marshy this time around.

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- liam neeson
Sexiest Female:- none
Nicest Male:- i guess Hidden since hes not destroyed anyone really
Nicest Female:- Fays been alright but a bit emo
Funniest Person:- Marshys red life is real life
Best Couple '17:- Marshy and Felix fucking in Newcastle.
Loudest Person:- Marshy when he thinks he's got the balls to yell at me on the mic.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Gotta go with that weak-minded Dragon for backing down and not even caring, went out like a limp dick.
Biggest Flirt:- Hidden trying to hit on ladybois
Biggest Emo:- Felix when he doesn't have gear, Marshy when he's broke.
Porn Star Award:- Jonas, selling cam videos on Gay porn sites.
Best Accent:- Solerisar "No i-deeee"
Biggest Bitch:- Any of the new recruits who rage quit because they got challenged, like Guardians the weak cunt.
Party Animal:- Dariv, yes he's not on as much, but he's in fb chat, and he's a drunk bastard.
Best Advice Giver:- Solerisar has had a stern clear head this year, it's awesome.
Best PvP'er:- hmm Hidden is pretty solid and marshy puts a lot of effort
Stroppiest Person:- Marshy has had a few temper tantrums this year, and been emo all week the slut, Fay can get passionately angry.
Funniest Bug:- Can't think of any.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- The whole first couple of months in Overwatch, truly beautiful moments, especially with Marshy. Love you brother.
Best Moment '17:- FNTs, and the best of all? Meeting Felix irl.
"Next to get laid" award:- I guess Jonas? But probably he fucks a sock with those stick on eyes, so who knows?
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Well Jumgei doesn't care about sex...
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Most do it ON Disc, but most likely Marshy when he goes to his bed haha.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Marshy since hes red
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Hidden since he serves shit food and has stinky fingers

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Hidden
2) Marshy
3) Solerisar
4) Fay
5) Felix
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Hidden talks a lot
Best Newcomer '17:- Thus far it has to be fucking Jonas I guess.
Most Improved Member:- Marshy was always brilliant, but his consistent excellence has been incredible this year.
Most Valued Person '17:- Hidden, done a lot and survived some psycho bitch at least

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden, Consistently the best.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek, unbeatable.
Overwatch Best Player:- Dunno who is actually better but Sol seems to be the better one.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Dorek, what little I have seen Dorek wreacked the competition.
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Marshy.

Dragoons:-


Sexiest Male:- Jumgei, pulls like a magnet.
Sexiest Female:- Fay.
Nicest Male:- Marshy, deep down inside he's a teddybear.
Nicest Female:- Fay, Like a mother hen she's there to support and help.
Funniest Person:- Dorek and his unending supply of wisdom both enlightens and intrigues me.
Best Couple '17:- Marshy and Solerisar, they even got married too boot.
Loudest Person:- Marshy, soon I will risk tinitus.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Marshy, took him long enough to get back on his Zerker.
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek has a pickup line for anyhting.
Biggest Emo:- Marshy when he's broke and no berserker.
Porn Star Award:- Jumgei, must be a reason for his pulls.
Best Accent:- Marshy, half the time unintelligible
Biggest Bitch:- The idiots just bending over and taking it, before sliding back into the sewers cause they could not stomach standing their ground.
Party Animal:- Marshy, with all his wild tales he must either be smashed or one silver tongue.
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek, has more than ones helped.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek, best one of us.
Stroppiest Person:- Marshy foul temper.
Funniest Bug:- No bug is a good bug.
Best Moment '17:- My trip to britain and meeting Marshy and Hidden
"Next to get laid" award:- If he's not dead by then Marshy.
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei.
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Marsh
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Marshy and his temper.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Marshy, never know where he's been.

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Dorek
2) Hidden
3) Marshy
4) Fay
5) Solerisar
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Marshy still keeps the top spot.
Best Newcomer '17:- Jonas as he's the only one yet that's stayed around.
Most Improved Member:- Marshy got his gear now.
Most Valued Person '17:- Dorek the flagstone for us all.

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden, he's always telling people where to go and what to do.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek without question.
Overwatch Best Player:- Didn't really play Overwatch with everyone, but I'd say Solerisar.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Dorek, best healer NA.
World of Warcraft Best Player:- Didn't really play with anyone in world of warcraft.

Dragoons:-

Sexiest Male:- Fridge-snepai, red suits him the most.
Sexiest Female:- Lamp-chan is just too sexy for her own good. I think she has a crush on Desk-kun.
Nicest Male:- Deep down Dorek is the softest guy around.
Nicest Female:- Fay is always looking out for everyone.
Funniest Person:- Marshy, can't talk for shit.
Best Couple '17:- Hidden and Marshy.
Loudest Person:- Marshy, he shouts more than he talks.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Matilda, played us all for fools.
Biggest Flirt:- I'd say Jonas but all he does is fuck and leave. So I'm going to go with Felix.
Biggest Emo:- Felix, complains that he can't get money 'cause he's got shit gear then complains that he can't get gear 'cause he's got no money.
Porn Star Award:- Jonas, he probably sells his body to the highest bidder for all his fuckboy needs.
Best Accent:- Marshy, doesn't know how to pronounce half the words in the english language.
Biggest Bitch:- That flyffe dude was a pretty obnoxious. As soon as he was pushed a bit he just left the guild.
Party Animal:- Jonas. Goes out all the time and gets smashed, literally.
Best Advice Giver:- Solerisar gives great advice, is a bit like a third father after Hidden.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek, his game sense is incredible.
Stroppiest Person:- Hidden always seems to find something to rant about, whether it be "OMG I was stuck in staff mode AGAIN!" or the classic "FUCKING PET GOING OFF AGAIN!" or just how dumb gimps are.
Funniest Bug:- Setting auto-loop on my horse and it just gets stuck in a wall while it's going in a straight line. Or when it just gets stuck in the floor.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Some gimp who declared war on us for not dueling for a farm spot.
Best Moment '17:-The Overwatch events for sure.
"Next to get laid" award:- I'd say Marshy and Hidden since they secretly get together.
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Fay, too focused on her birbs.
"Most likely to wank after Discord" award:- Dorek with his child diddling porn games.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Marshy. Gonna get rapped by that stalker bitch and then she's gonna go to the police and claim rape.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Marshy with all the cum and pussy stains on his clothes.

6 People you would like on Disc:-

1) Marshy
2) Hidden
3) Dorek
4) Fay
5) Felix
6) Solerisar

Dragoons Den Disc Speaker of the year:- Hidden, he's like the town crier, spreading propaganda 24/7.
Best Newcomer '17:- Jonas, he's been really consistent and playful.
Most Improved Member:- Fay
Most Valued Person '17:- Dorek, most things couldn't be done without him.