Dragoon End of the Year Awards 2016 - ALL DO THIS!

Ingame

World of Warcraft Best Player:- Dorek, really knew his class well, Marshy a close second.
Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Solerisar which is impressive considering he's new.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek, with ease.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Hard to tell so early, but Dorek's healing is spot on.

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Felix and his rippling muscles, Jumgei must be sexy too for turning on those horny sluts.
Sexiest Female:- Fay, I will be murdered for saying anything different, that said, she is my Dark Queen :p
Nicest Male:- Solerisar seems to never have a bad word to say about anyone.
Nicest Female:- Fay, again, so positive and happy, Rinma is really nice though, so it's hard to say.
Funniest Person:- Marshy, wish the cunt was around more
Best Couple '16:- Me + Fay, finally actually can type that without cringing.
Loudest Person:- Who even uses a mic? Maybe Dorek's type spam.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Kreed, you beta cunt, go do everything your fucking bitch tells you, twat.
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek, holy fuck, it borders on desperation haha
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei, sorry bro, sometimes you let it get to you, but not so much lately hehe.
Porn Star Award:- Rinma, always buying slutty costumes, she's dying for some dick.
Best Accent:- Who else except me talks?! Marshy then ughhh, can't believe I said it.
Biggest Bitch:- Lulu, dragged my heart through mud, classy people treat you with class, and she was cold, manipulative, and lost the best thing she could have.
Party Animal:- Rinma, claiming she never parties, but always out drunk and with friends, SLUT.
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek when he's on the ball.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek had a breakout year of grand proportions, been an honour to witness and fight against.
Stroppiest Person:- Dragon, seems to get a bit more emo and sensitive, but then has been funnier than ever this year.
Funniest Bug:- Can't think of any.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Owning outsiders in arena, and their leader too afraid to come in to save his members. even when 20 levels ahead.
Best Moment '16:- BDO's FNT, and discovering FF XIV, loved free rotation nights too.
"Next to get laid" award:- Me? I certainly get enough when I'm on holiday
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei, asexual fuck.
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Probably Rinma I guess. She smells like fish.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dragon for being dumb and growing weed in his front garden for all to see.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Dorek, get a shower you dirty bum.

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Dorek
2) Fay
3) Felix
4) Jumgei
5) Rinma
6) Solerisar

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy... Just miss him
Best Newcomer '16:- Omg so hard, I think we have been so lucky to meet Rinma, Felix, Jumgei and Solerisar this year.
Most Improved Member:- Dragon, even if he's more afk these days, I appreciate what he's done, and grown into.
Most Valued Person '16:- Fay, without her I dread to think where I'll be.

Have fun doing this!

TH

Ingame

World of Warcraft Best Player: Dorek on his DK. Was funny to see Horde gimps give up and stand in front of him waiting to die.
Heroes of the Storm Best Player: Hidden cos he's good even on heroes he rarely plays. WHICH IS ALL OF THEM RN U CUNT. seriously let's do free rotation again.
Black Desert Online Best Player: Dorek and his fucking HAX.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player: Dunno jobs are so different it's hard to compare but I'd say Sol with all the jobs he's leveled.



Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearances and personalities))

Sexiest Male: Hidden and dat ass. Especially when he doesn't cut his hair and has stubble. mmmmmmm
Sexiest Female: Rinma cos she's my lesbican friend ofc.
Nicest Male: Felix cos he's really a big softy. A giant viking softie.
Nicest Female: Rin for being really fun and nice to talk to. Also having good taste in hair colour.
Funniest Person: Marshy especially when he and Hidden got into fights.
Best Couple '16: Me and Hidden ofc
Loudest Person: Hidden and his angry screeches in PvP. Puts birbs to shame.
Biggest Ass-Clown: Marshy and the great coke accident. (And accident 2.0, and 3.0 .....)
Biggest Flirt: Dorek vs. literally anything remotely female
Biggest Emo: Dorek when he reads literally anything about the niggers/gimps/immigrants....
Porn Star Award: Dorek and his pink panties.
Best Accent: Hidden. Even sexier irl mmmmmmmm
Biggest Bitch: Lulu the psycho. What a cunt.
Party Animal: Rinma, cos I think she's the only person to the guild who actually goes to them lol
Best Advice Giver: Hidden because he's got his shit together.
Best PvP'er: Hidden, followed closely by Dorek but Hidden doesn't just excel at PvP he also excels at teaching PvP so he gets extra points.
Stroppiest Person: Hidden when he's being a grump.
Funniest Bug: That shit in BD where guild pings makes all AFK'ers run off a cliff. Not technically a bug but such retarded programing.
Funniest Outside Fuck: When those high level cunts in BD tried to kill us but were shit even though we were 20 levels below them.
Best Moment '16: When we got together for that award before we left wow. Was a really touching moment.
"Next to get laid" award: Hidden eyyyyy
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon": Jums until his fridge puts out.
"Most likely to wank after vent" award: Prolly Dorek. Into the sink.
"Most likely to go to jail" award: Dragon when he tries to be gangsta but is actually not.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award: Prolly Hidden cos he eats fish and chips all the time ew.

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Marshy (COME BACK YOU SLUT)
2) Hidden
3) Dorek
4) Felix
5) Jumgei
6) Solerisar
(I want everyone on vent why only 6 T.T )

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year: Hidden in speech mode + Hidden in 'raging at cunts in hots' mode
Best Newcomer '16: Too hard to decide. The people we've met this year have all been so amazing. Foud a lot of gems.
Most Improved Member: Probably Dragon. He's worked hard when he wanted to.
Most Valued Person '16: Hidden. Literally everything is thanks to him.

Ingame

Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- TheHidden01 - He's good, damn good at the game.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek, Hands down.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- No Idea.

Dragoons:-

Sexiest Male:- Me - No competition.
Sexiest Female:- Dorek
Nicest Male:- Jumgei
Nicest Female:- Fay
Funniest Person:- Dorek - always got something to say on something
Best Couple '16:- TheHidden01 + Fay
Loudest Person:- Marshy
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Kreed
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei
Porn Star Award:- Rinma,
Best Accent:- Marshy
Biggest Bitch:- Lulu
Party Animal:- Rinma
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek
Best PvP'er:- Dorek
Funniest Outside Fuck:- over-levelled fucks who talks shit but still run like cowards.
Best Moment '16:- Finding the Dragoons!
"Next to get laid" award:- TheHidden01
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Dorek


6 People you would like on vent:-

1) TheHidden01
2) Dorek
3) Marshy
4) Fay
5) Rinma
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy
Most Valued Person '16:- TheHidden01 - hands down, he keeps the ship floating.

Ingame

League of Legends Best Player:- Solerisar, we haven't had that many games but the ones we did have were a lot of fun.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek for the grinding sessions and challenging FNT duels.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Hidden for doing his best to tank for the rest of us in all the dungeons.

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Jumgei is obviously getting sexually harassed for a reason.
Sexiest Female:- Fay is the sexiest witch, Dorek being a close second.
Nicest Male:- Felix is always a nice and gentle viking.
Nicest Female:- It is always nice to have Fay around to chat with.
Funniest Person:- Dorek can get many laughs out of me with his comments.
Best Couple '16:- Hidden and Fay, cute and funny relationship.
Loudest Person:- Hidden probably because of the mic, Dorek close second when he is ranting lol.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Haven't really met anyone worthy of this title yet.
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek for constantly finding random people to flirt and scissor with.
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei for Congo related problems, also fridges are expensive
Porn Star Award:- Sexy Fay.
Best Accent:- Marshy is definitely the winner here.
Biggest Bitch:- Uh haven't met anyone worthy of this either.
Party Animal:- Hidden for being sneaky about going to "work" late at night, you slut.
Best Advice Giver:- Both Dorek and Hidden have been coming up with great advice when needed.
Best PvP'er:- The person that was the biggest challenge for me in BDO FNT, Dorek.
Stroppiest Person:- Really hard to pick someone for this.
Funniest Bug:- Haven't seen many bugs at all.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Probably the disabled robot recruit from FFXIV for running away with tears after a crap interview.
Best Moment '16:- When I was recruited back in BDO, those first weeks were really special to me. Also finding FFXIV, did not expect it to be as great as it is.
"Next to get laid" award:- Jumgei, whether he wants it or not
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Sadface
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Hidden, if not during. SLUT
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek, depends on how his chemistry skills turn out.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Maybe Hidden or Marshy for being ridiculously english.

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Hidden
2) Fay
3) Dorek
4) Jumgei
5) Felix
6) Solerisar

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy always brings a laugh and it's fun to listen to his accent.
Best Newcomer '16:- Solerisar has been a great newcomer!
Most Improved Member:- Feel like Jumgei has been getting more and more positive and talkative.
Most Valued Person '16:- Dorek for giving me a lot of happy moment and memories

World of Warcraft:- Dorek. Knew his class well.
Heros of the Storm:- No idea sorry
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek, don't think anyone now to this day can beat him.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- No Idea sorry

Dragoons:-

Sexiest Male:- Felix. His voice makes me want to cum
Sexiest Female:- what the fuck is a Female
Nicest Male:- Jumgei
Nicest Female:- Dragon
Funniest Person:- Hidden. He either taking a lend on someone or just being a tool
Best Couple '16:- Marshy+Alliegees
Loudest Person:- Hidden
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Dragon
Biggest Flirt:- Hidden
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei
Porn Star Award:- Dorek
Best Accent:- Marshy
Biggest Bitch:- Lulu without a doubt. Pan faced looking cunt.i will wipe my crusty arsehole allover the scabby cunt
Party Animal:- Rinma
Best Advice Giver:- Hidden
Best PvP'er:- Dorek
Funniest Outside Fuck:- them twats who sent a guild war to and completely out leveled us but yet wouldnt fight us cunts
Best Moment '16:- Punching the shit out of dragon in ark
"Next to get laid" award:- Hidden
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Dragon
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Dorek


6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Hidden
2) Dorek
3) Felix
4) Fay
5) Rinma
6) Jumgei

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Hidden
Most Improved Member:- Dragon he has changed atlot since the start of the year in good way.
Best Newcomer '16:- There a lot of these. Rinma been great so has Felix and Jum. So all three i guess
Most Valued Person '16:- Dorek. Always killing gimps and just having outstanding pvp everywhere.

Ingame

World of Warcraft Best Player:- Marshy, could always ask him about anything considering the game
Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden, I dont play a lot of hots but his shot calling seems to be really good
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek ofc for winning all the fnt's and putting time that not anyone did
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Solerisar seems to really be invested in the game since he tried out like every crafting class by now

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- Marshy his chin gets all the ladies
Sexiest Female:- Fay had nice ass in rev
Nicest Male:- Solerisar, never seen him get angry with anyone
Nicest Female:- Rinma's always happy and cheerful
Funniest Person:- Marshy ofc wish he was on more the fat cunt
Best Couple '16:- Fay and Hidden are a nice couple
Loudest Person:- Hidden's mic is always the loudest
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Sadly Kreed I liked him but what he did this year was beta as fuck
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek was flirting with anyone he could this year lol
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei, no offence but u bitch a lot
Porn Star Award:- Rinma always has some weird stripper costumes
Best Accent:- Marshy ofc with his Geordie accent
Biggest Bitch:- Lulu hope u fucking die
Party Animal:- Dariv, always partying and getting drunk
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek has good advices
Best PvP'er:- Dorek dominated FNT in BDO
Stroppiest Person:- Dragon, seems to get a bit more emo and sensitive, but then has been funnier than ever this year.
Funniest Bug:- Can't think of any.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Fighting with gimps in arena while their gm is looking at them dying
Best Moment '16:- Bashing Marshy's head in in ARK and making him eat shit
"Next to get laid" award:- Jumgei if he decides to fuck the stalker bitch
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Marshy always being busy with something
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Fay the dirty cunt
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dorek because apparently in Finland they don't allow you to dislike muslims
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Rinma the dirty sweed

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Marshy
2) Dorek
3) Hidden
4) Fay
5) Jumgei
6) Rinma

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy ofc hes always on about something
Best Newcomer '16:- Jumgei i guess hard to choose from all the people
Most Improved Member:- Felix, had some hard times with him but its all good now
Most Valued Person '16:- Marshy is nice always having someone to talk to

Ingame

World of Warcraft Best Player:- hmm hidden or marshy
Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- hidden
Black Desert Online Best Player:- rinma always fucking me up
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- hidden i guess he hasnt died from shit on the floor too much

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male:- dunno
Sexiest Female:- dunno
Nicest Male:- jumgei is pretty nice for a frenchie
Nicest Female:- fay i guess
Funniest Person:- hidden since he looks like a hobo ingame everytime too
Best Couple '16: dragon and marshy
Loudest Person:- hidden obviously always shouting
Biggest Ass-Clown:- Kreed, you beta cunt, go do everything your fucking bitch tells you, twat.
Biggest Flirt:- who knows
Biggest Emo:- Jumgei, sorry bro, sometimes you let it get to you, but not so much lately hehe.
Porn Star Award:- hidden has no pants dirty cunt
Best Accent:- marshys
Biggest Bitch:- kreeds
Party Animal:- Rinma, claiming she never parties, but always out drunk and with friends, SLUT.
Best Advice Giver:- fay gives some advices
Best PvP'er:- hiddens always in the pvp anygame
Stroppiest Person:- Dragon, seems to get a bit more emo and sensitive, but then has been funnier than ever this year.
Funniest Bug:- Can't think of any.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Owning outsiders in arena, and their leader too afraid to come in to save his members. even when 20 levels ahead.
Best Moment '16:- BDO's FNT, and discovering FF XIV,
"Next to get laid" award:- no one
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Jumgei, asexual fuck.
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Probably Rinma I guess. She smells like fish.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dragon for being dumb and growing weed in his front garden for all to see.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- hidden fucking smelly jew cockroach

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Hidden
2) Fay
3) Felix
4) Jumgei
5) Rinma
6) Solerisar

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy... Just miss him Sad
Best Newcomer '16:- Omg so hard, I think we have been so lucky to meet Rinma, Felix, Jumgei and Solerisar this year.
Most Improved Member:- Dragon, even if he's more afk these days, I appreciate what he's done, and grown into.
Most Valued Person '16:- hidden for running the place

Ingame

League of legends: Rinma - very good adc
Heroes of the Storm Best Player: hidden ofcourse
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player: Dorek - Keeping us alive in dungeons.
Overwatch: Dragon

Dragoons:-

((These are based on real life appearences and personalities))

Sexiest Male: No idea
Sexiest Female: No idea
Nicest Male: Jumgei - Always friendly
Nicest Female: Fay
Funniest Person: Dorek
Best Couple '16: Hidden & Fay
Loudest Person: Hidden - only person who uses a mic atm.
Biggest Ass-Clown: Haven't met one in the dragoons yet.
Biggest Flirt: hmm probably Rinma
Biggest Emo: no idea
Porn Star Award: Hidden, he seems to have the porn grunting part down.
Best Accent: Hidden (only one i've heard)
Biggest Bitch: no bitches allowed.
Party Animal: I can see Felix go wild.
Best Advice Giver: Dorek - knowledgeable and to the point.
Best PvP'er: Hidden
Stroppiest Person: Dragon
Funniest Bug: Overwatch - I got stuck in a pillar on defense, could still shoot pple but they couldn't hurt me.
Funniest Outside Fuck: Might be because it's the most recent, but the FF XIV recruit getting told off by hidden was hilarious.
Best Moment '16: Joining the Dragoons.
"Next to get laid" award: Sadly for Jumgei, he's probably high up there.
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon": dunno
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:Dorek
"Most likely to go to jail" award: Dorek - mass murder has to get out at some point.
"Most likely to smell like fish" award: Felix, no reason - wild geuss.

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Hidden
2) Dorek
3) Jumgei
4) Fay
5) Rinma
6) Felix

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year: Hidden
Best Newcomer '16: Since i'm the newest, i can't really Judge.
Most Improved Member: I'll go with Fay for her efforts in Heroes of the storm ranked ladder.
Most Valued Person '16: Hidden for all the work he does for the dragoons.

Ingame:


Heroes of the Storm Best Player:- Hidden knows what to do, where to go and where other people should go.
Black Desert Online Best Player:- Dorek was probably the best player, Rinma wasn't far behind.
Final Fantasy XIV Best Player:- Haven't really played with anyone yet so I couldn't say.

Dragoons:-


Sexiest Male:- I bet Dorek is a lot more handsome than he claims, he's just being humble about it.
Sexiest Female:- I imagine Rinma must be sexy since she's always invited out to partys and had a stalker dude.
Nicest Male:- Swimming is a cool dude when he's around.
Nicest Female:- Fay is nice since she's always there when you need her.
Funniest Person:- Dorek is really funny when he destroys bints.
Best Couple '16:- Hidden and Fay are probably the best, feel like proper parents and the Dragoons are their children.
Loudest Person:- Hidden has a loud mouth even more so when he's shouting at gimps.
Biggest Ass-Clown:- None of the dragoons i've met qualifies.
Biggest Flirt:- Dorek. I'm sure he's said something like "If it moves and is female i'll rape it" at some point in his life.
Biggest Emo:- I'm the biggest emo in the guild right not, no questions asked.
Porn Star Award:- Pretty sure Dragon sells his body to porn studios then spends all the money on weed.
Best Accent:- Marshy's accent is sexy.
Biggest Bitch:- Haven't met anyone, but from what i've heard lulu is the worst type of person to exist and deserves to just disintegrate.
Party Animal:- Rinma seems to have caught the Marshy syndrome claiming that she never partys but she's out every other night.
Best Advice Giver:- Dorek's advice is always good to take even if it's "kill the cunt". Fay has always something to say that helps out.
Best PvP'er:- Dorek destroyed everyone in BDO.
Stroppiest Person:- Dragon can be stroppy sometimes.
Funniest Bug:- Dead by Daylight: I just started a new game, the floor just disappeard 5 minutes into the game. Guess that's what happens when people do the coding with their asses.
Funniest Outside Fuck:- Ring tone dude was funny, got insulted didn't say anything and then ran off in game.
Best Moment '16:- I really liked the horse ride we all did and ended up at the white tree from Lord of the Rings. Was a relly nice time.
"Next to get laid" award:- I think it's a close call between Hidden and me, I've got a fridge that I can call whenever I want, but Hidden's got Fay. Who knows.
"Next to NOT get laid anytime soon":- Solerisar, gets friendzoned by all the bitches he talks to.
"Most likely to wank after vent" award:- Was gonna vote for Dorek, but who am I kidding he doesn't wait till after. Bet Fay's the same: everytime Hidden says something on vent she takes her pants down and fingers herself. I'm sure Felix can't wait to close vent and do his buisness.
"Most likely to go to jail" award:- Dragon and Dorek are gonna be in the same cell, Dorek will be like "good job son, you did real good i'm proud of you!"
"Most likely to smell like fish" award:- Marshy without a doubt.

6 People you would like on vent:-

1) Marshy (miss you, you peice of shit)
2) Dorek
3) Hidden
4) Fay
5) Rinma
6) Solerisar

I want everyone on vent no exceptions. Why only 6 ? :c

Dragoons Den Vent Speaker of the year:- Marshy with his loud mouth and ridiculous accent.
Best Newcomer '16:- I think Solerisar and Rinma are both amazing people and we're lucly to have them.
Most Improved Member:- Hidden, he's changed quite a bit since i've known him in a good way obviously.
Most Valued Person '16:- Hidden. It's thanks to him that we've all met each other and have so much fun together.