Most likely

Most likely to convert a heathen - Dorek, he will wear you down.
Most likely to bed the opposite sex - Gamikoe, if he dyes his hair.
Most likely to try and charm the opposite sex - Drake he's too fucking desperate, he matches me.
Most likely to resort to violence - Dorek, he's just violent persay.
Most likely to be the best dressed - Songshade... well she is the second hottest person in the guild... after me.
Most likely to heal your wounds - Urbanus, he has a big heart.
Most likely to be the hero - Gamikoe, morals like Superman.
Most likely to flash the cash - Marshy, after pay day, next day he's telling you hes broke again.
Most likely to be cold - Dorek, this guy is a mean mother fucker.
Most likely to be badly dressed - Rin, cos-playing isn't attractive woman :p
Most likely to make a scene - Marshy, he's grown up but fuck are you a bitch man.
Most likely to steal your purse - Marshy
Most likely to brag - She's not here much these days but only Dollie loved herself as much as I love myself, we are tied in this one.
Most likely to be wounded - Urbanus falling over the jump puzzle for the TEN THOUSANDTH TIME.
Most likely to have secrets - Dorek, his ramblings of some random adventure are legendary.
Most likely to be drunk - DARIV!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 PINTS!!!!
Most likely to eat all the pies - Drake, he eats a fuck ton.
Most likely to be into weird sex things! - Rin obviously... and Lolla, got a feeling he's a kinky fuck.
Most likely to cheat on their signifcant other - Every girl sitting on vent with me.... and Marshy /shrug
Most likely to be unlucky in love - Me... nah, Marshy obviously! lolololololololol.... and Dorek.
Most likely to be denied - Dorek.
Most likely to be all talk - Marshy

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Most likely to convert a heathen - Yoghurts, his learning the dragoon way.
Most likely to bed the opposite sex - Hidden, one day he wakes up and thinks he likes to get fucked by strange men.
Most likely to try and charm the opposite sex - Hidden, he tries and tries, but i guess he always fails ain't it.
Most likely to resort to violence - Gamikoe, he got guns and ballz.
Most likely to be the best dressed - Gamikoe, i think his copper suit is nice.
Most likely to heal your wounds - Bandages
Most likely to be the hero - Gamikoe, he kicks down doors and shoots niggers.
Most likely to flash the cash - Marshy, too many presents for fat slugs but not enough gw2 game.
Most likely to be cold - Hidden, he likes you or he don't lol
Most likely to be badly dressed - Hidden, he wears faggot suits.
Most likely to make a scene - Urbanus, with his dancing shoes and hobbies.
Most likely to steal your purse - Marshy
Most likely to brag - Hidden, he thinks his cool when he's not.
Most likely to be wounded - Gamikoe, he has dangerous work.
Most likely to have secrets - chicks with dicks.
Most likely to be drunk - Dariv lol
Most likely to eat all the pies - Drake, he likes the undercooked stuff.
Most likely to be into weird sex things! - Rin, she likes the fox suits and kinkies.
Most likely to cheat on their signifcant other - Marshy, not that he has much significance in that fat slug of a girlfriend.
Most likely to be unlucky in love - Hidden, he tries to score but always fails.
Most likely to be denied - Hidden, forever alone.
Most likely to be all talk - Hidden, he talks always lol.

Most likely to convert a heathen - Hidden and his gay fantasy stories
Most likely to bed the opposite sex - Rin, probably get raped too
Most likely to try and charm the opposite sex - Hidden, rare to not see him trying
Most likely to resort to violence - Dorek
Most likely to be the best dressed - nonez
Most likely to heal your wounds - Slaughtering
Most likely to be the hero - Gamikoe, catching wild niggers is quite heroic
Most likely to flash the cash - Drake to the gay hotlines he pays to
Most likely to be cold - Dorek just simply being Dorek
Most likely to be badly dressed - Urbanus with his dresses he thinks none knows about
Most likely to make a scene - Kreed and his hipster coffee
Most likely to steal your purse - Marshy, he rolled thief for a reason
Most likely to brag - Hidden and his gay warrior
Most likely to be wounded - Marsh probably hunted by the retirement hags
Most likely to have secrets - Urb and his dog fetish
Most likely to be drunk - Obvious, Dariv!
Most likely to eat all the pies - Drake, eats family pizza everday as a ''small'' lunch
Most likely to be into weird sex things! - Urb with his pink dildo collection
Most likely to cheat on their signifcant other - The marsh
Most likely to be unlucky in love - Hidden
Most likely to be denied - Hidden, forever rejected
Most likely to be all talk - Hidden ofc

Most likely to convert a heathen - Kreed, He just talks about things and you believe it... he can tell us what he wants ;-)
Most likely to bed the opposite sex - Myself and Gamikoe... we have a women lying next to us evry evening.
Most likely to try and charm the opposite sex - Hidden thinks he is, but this one goes to Solstrale
Most likely to resort to violence - Marshy... just say the right words and you win ;-)
Most likely to be the best dressed - Rin... don't know why, but her voice says that to me
Most likely to heal your wounds - Dorek... so he can hurt you all over again
Most likely to be the hero - General Yoghurt... have a problem and he stops playing to help you.
Most likely to flash the cash - Dariv I think
Most likely to be cold - Myself, cause I'm the only Norn walking in the guild
Most likely to be badly dressed - Gamikoe when he works... lol at the clothes cops have to wear there.
Most likely to make a scene - Which women can I choose here... and you have Marshy too...
Most likely to steal your purse - Dariv.... he needs his drinks
Most likely to brag - Hidden... we all know the "your the second best (something) after me"
Most likely to be wounded - Solstrale... throwing computer arround has to be dangerous somehow.
Most likely to have secrets - Elsbeth, I really think so.
Most likely to be drunk - General Yoghurt when he drinks in a drinking-game...
Most likely to be into weird sex things! - I've learned the silenced ones are the strangest in that... So lets find out wjo that is!
Most likely to cheat on their signifcant other - My dog... he licks evry stranger he sees... but in the guild... that would be Dorek.
Most likely to be unlucky in love - Hidden... but you have my ears and shoulder to help you mate ;-)
Most likely to be denied - Marshy and me get kicked all the time out of vent... thats a sign
Most likely to be all talk - Hidden... no silenced moments when he is arround ;-)