Corrupt a wish

Credit goes to Al_Ka_Pwn from the ZM boards for this nifty little game.

The rules are simple, you wish for something, and the following poster grants your wish, but at an ironic and grisly cost. The person that answers the wish then has to make a new wish to continue the topic.

I.E

Poster #1: "I wish i was Superman"

Poster#2: Granted, but you have to wear a chain made from Kryptonite.

Poster#2: I wish i had a girlfriend.

Poster#3: Granted, but she used to be a man.

You get the idea...So I'll start: I wish Seto gets a girlfriend.

TH

Granted, but he takes your girlfriend.

I get a level 50 on recursion.

Granted, but its banned



hmmmm...


I wish.....
for a W2000 Sniper Rifle with silencer and infared scope.Oh and a suit case for it to go in.

Seto Chang wrote:Granted, but its banned



hmmmm...


I wish.....
for a W2000 Sniper Rifle with silencer and infared scope.Oh and a suit case for it to go in.

Granted, but your hands get chopped of in a previous mission.

I wish I could get more popcorn than 8 pieces in a small bag.

TH

Granted you get 16 in, but they are each half the size of the old ones.

I wish they brought back ALL the old combat animations and intergrated them perfectly

Rae wrote:Granted you get 16 in, but they are each half the size of the old ones.

I wish they brought back ALL the old combat animations and intergrated them perfectly

Granted but you are forced to pay £100 to play.

I wish there was more pvp

TH

Granted, but you (and only you) arent ever allowed to flag on any of your characters.

I wish I could go to the beach instead of college.

Rae wrote:Granted, but you (and only you) arent ever allowed to flag on any of your characters.

I wish I could go to the beach instead of college.

Granted but its full of naked middle aged men.

I wish I could learn Italian.

TH

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but you (and only you) arent ever allowed to flag on any of your characters.

I wish I could go to the beach instead of college.

Granted but its full of naked middle aged men.

I wish I could learn Italian.

TH

Granted, but you wake up and your mouth is wired shut.

I wish I had more money

Granted, but you die in a freak yachting accident and all the money goes to a distant relative who you really dont like.


I wish they brought out MXO for the PSP.

Rae wrote:Granted, but you die in a freak yachting accident and all the money goes to a distant relative who you really dont like.


I wish they brought out MXO for the PSP.

Granted but its so bad and mucks up SOE so much (cos simple things are hard), that everyone quits MxO both on PSP and PC.

I wish Alt came up with something nice for me :p

TH

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but you die in a freak yachting accident and all the money goes to a distant relative who you really dont like.


I wish they brought out MXO for the PSP.

Granted but its so bad and mucks up SOE so much (cos simple things are hard), that everyone quits MxO both on PSP and PC.

I wish Alt came up with something nice for me :p

TH

Granted, but just as Alt was going to give you your "something nice" he gets punted and dies.

I wish got all A*'s in my GCSE's

AltDimension wrote:

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but you die in a freak yachting accident and all the money goes to a distant relative who you really dont like.


I wish they brought out MXO for the PSP.

Granted but its so bad and mucks up SOE so much (cos simple things are hard), that everyone quits MxO both on PSP and PC.

I wish Alt came up with something nice for me :p

TH

Granted, but just as Alt was going to give you your "something nice" he gets punted and dies.

I wish got all A*'s in my GCSE's

Granted, but you fail your A-levels, Uni and everything else in life.

I wish Rae wouldn't wear those dumb suits.

TH

Granted, but he leaves the faction *dramatic music* duh duh duuuuh*

I wish I could fit even more suits in my invent.

Rae wrote:Granted, but he leaves the faction *dramatic music* duh duh duuuuh*

I wish I could fit even more suits in my invent.

Granted but Hidden boots you for too many suits (OWNED)

I wish for some alchohal tonight.

TH

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but he leaves the faction *dramatic music* duh duh duuuuh*

I wish I could fit even more suits in my invent.

Granted but Hidden boots you for too many suits (OWNED)

I wish for some alchohal tonight.

TH

Granted, but you drink so much that you die from liver poisoning

I wish I could stop time

AltDimension wrote:

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but he leaves the faction *dramatic music* duh duh duuuuh*

I wish I could fit even more suits in my invent.

Granted but Hidden boots you for too many suits (OWNED)

I wish for some alchohal tonight.

TH

Granted, but you drink so much that you die from liver poisoning

I wish I could stop time

Granted, but you cant do anything while you stop it, even start time again.

I wish for Seraphim shoes

Seto Chang wrote:

AltDimension wrote:

Emperor Hidden wrote:

Rae wrote:Granted, but he leaves the faction *dramatic music* duh duh duuuuh*

I wish I could fit even more suits in my invent.

Granted but Hidden boots you for too many suits (OWNED)

I wish for some alchohal tonight.

TH

Granted, but you drink so much that you die from liver poisoning

I wish I could stop time

Granted, but you cant do anything while you stop it, even start time again.

I wish for Seraphim shoes

Granted but they break after 1 hour.

I wish for a good marriage.

TH

granted but you find a nicer girl and get a divorce


ummmmmmm

i wish the girl i like would go out with me

craftyzee wrote:granted but you find a nicer girl and get a divorce


ummmmmmm

i wish the girl i like would go out with me

Granted but your balls are torn of after two weeks.

I wish crafty would learn women are bad for him.

TH

Granted, but he starts thinking men are good for him.

I wish Skull would come back

Rae wrote:Granted, but he starts thinking men are good for him.

I wish Skull would come back

Granted, but he says something that makes you reconsider paying for this game.

I wish Rae wouldn't post this early in the morning :p

TH

Granted, but he posts spam all the rest of the time.

I wish TH would come on vent this morning.

Granted but he lost his voice XD

I want to fly!

granted but you forget how to walk


i wish i had my balls back lol