now accepting applications! best couple 2008

Booty call Agreement

Think you have a chance to be best couple of 2008 with El Rey apply now and lets see what ya got.

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is

entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________,

between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. Sleep over anytime- cos i aint drivin ya ass home

2. only fucking in front of Hardlines, in clubs, or durin a MxO event right infront of Brewko.

3. No PM's before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only straight up fucking allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. Plans must be made in advanced - have to make sure i have time in my agenda open

7. All gifts accepted - Info, buffed clothes, real life pics....NO STD's, i dont play that shit, you will get capped in the mutha fuckin head

8. No baby talk - i have two already however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - only ask for opportunity for group activities, then you be the judge

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended, I can neva remember names anyways jus asses.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. Go ahead fall asleep - I wont be here when you wake though

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - the look of satisfaction on ya face is enough for me.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason - jus take one of the other bitches' cars

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "Hidden's Baby mamma."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no DICK!. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.


**EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS**:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Or you can date me, the famous guy who has fucked more chicks than Elrey will in 20 lifetimes.

Booty call Agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is

entered into on the _____day of __________, 2008, by_______________________,

between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. Sleep over all you want, join the rest of the ladies.

2. Sex is aloud in public

3. No PMs except on Cyber business.

4. I'll make love, if you suck my dick

5. Emotional? Die, I don't care.

6. I'm always busy, so don't expect much of me.

7. All gifts accepted - I don't want what E1R3Y wants, I know I can get wet things.

8. I have many kids, sometimes this happens.

9. Your the best baby *Repeated words*

10. We are Man and Gouma.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is impossible, I'm your only man.

12. No extra clothing - You probably wont have any anyways.

13. Fall asleep, I'll sneak out.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I know the answer is yes.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason, I'll buy one, I'm rich.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "Hidden's Gouma"

17. I like you bouncing on me, while I'm on a chair, right Elosance?

19. No condoms? On your knees and suck!

20. Bring your own drink - I drunk all mine.

21. No phone use, please - I am the KING, do as I say!


**EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS**:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

e1r3y: this is gonna be a good year, lets make a major bet, something really good for the winner at the end of the year
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: a bet?
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lmao
e1r3y: hell yeaaaahhh
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: man
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: dnt
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: You will be bankrupt
e1r3y: cant be info, dont have any of that although i am 50 away from 1 mil
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lol
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: 100 mil
e1r3y: dang a 100 mil for 100 cqs
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: Btw
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: guess what
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: Im alpha male
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: Dragoon law states
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: I get first fuck
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: U wait till its been through the hierarchy bitch :p
e1r3y: yes but i'm latino i'll get your sloppy seconds and go back for thirds lol
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lol
e1r3y: i'll marry a fat white chick for a greencard
e1r3y: lol j/k no fat chicks
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lol
e1r3y: oh where did ya go i thought you were gonna do one
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: i did
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: now i have
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: its every rule of ures
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: but a twist
e1r3y: nice its not up on my board yet though
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: refresh
e1r3y: ah got it
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: 19. No condoms, no DICK!. Carry your ass home.
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lmao
e1r3y: ah thats jus harsh, not playin fair huh
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lol
e1r3y: 7. All gifts accepted - I don't want what E1R3Y wants, I know I can get wet things
dont really understand this one
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: you said
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: 7. All gifts accepted - Info, buffed clothes, hell cake is always good.
e1r3y: well you can always make yours better after havein mine to spoof off of, crap cakes
e1r3y: ok i'll step it up
e1r3y: i must learn from the master
Dragoon King- TheHidden01: lol

TH