Errr made a new friend

Got to laughing with his premade and had a good time with the dudes in the premade, and they seemed to love me for some reason, maybe because I described my bad play as like trying to stick a tampon when leaking blood in public, BUT IT JUST WONT GO IN!

[5:46] ParanoidMiggles: Love you ma
man
:3
[5:46] Michael Nascosto: <3
[5:46] ParanoidMiggles: Where you from?
[5:46] Michael Nascosto: Just to start
so no confusion
I'm not gay
Just pretty
[5:47] ParanoidMiggles: OMG I LOVE YOU
[5:47] Michael Nascosto: Well
I mean I can swing
Cos I believe that it's not gay unless the balls touch
That's what me and my bros follow
[5:47] ParanoidMiggles: I LOVE MAN

Hey where you from?
[5:48] Michael Nascosto: UK
U?
[5:48] ParanoidMiggles: Portugal
How old?

[5:48] Michael Nascosto: 25
U want my phone number too big boy? Or are you gonna just reach in and go for the kiss?
[5:49] ParanoidMiggles: Well, I wanna take things slowly
Stpe by step
Wanna ****'
?
ahaha
[5:49] Michael Nascosto: I dont have time for weak boys who cant push for it
U want in
[5:49] ParanoidMiggles: I will *****
[5:49] Michael Nascosto: u go balls deep
[5:50] ParanoidMiggles: ahah hey can you give me your skype so we can talk tomorro and play?
you seem very cool
[5:50] Michael Nascosto: Skype is for casuals, I use vent
[5:50] ParanoidMiggles: Vent?
[5:50] Michael Nascosto: Its ventrilo
voice comms but better than skype
so I dont get to hear you shaving your balls while Im stroking my **** during mid bomb
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: Really?
Humm
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: Yeha man is best
Its what MMO losers use
like me
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: Having this hudge boner right now don't know why
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: Skype is for trying to get girls to cam
Its common when meeting a man like me
Its called a broner
[5:51] ParanoidMiggles: HAhaha please be my best friend forever
[5:51] Michael Nascosto: un-intentional boner caused by a man
I get many bffs
I have a huge heart and a big ****
Like Stallone but without the dog face
[5:52] ParanoidMiggles: Can I have both?
[5:52] Michael Nascosto: U want me to give you my heart?
[5:53] ParanoidMiggles: Well...Yeah. But I prefer you ****
[5:53] Michael Nascosto: I don't do feelings bronie, you either take the D and make me spray, or **** off back to town
[5:53] ParanoidMiggles: Dude I ******* want the D. Pound my tonsils with it
[5:53] Michael Nascosto: Why would I do something so conventional and ordinary as that? I like to leave a mark, a memory
that's why I ******* devastate your ears
U aint never been fucked if you havent' been done by the ears
u get deep enough
and the dude starts tripping
ehehe
I mean lady
I'M NOT GAY MAN DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA K
[5:54] ParanoidMiggles: Ok, I want you to use my ******* as a punching bag. I want you to spread my ******* so ******* wide that I'm gonna be used as a bunker for world war 3
Too dirty?
[5:55] Michael Nascosto: I'm going to mung you
[5:55] ParanoidMiggles: You seem so cool man
ahhaha

[5:55] Michael Nascosto: <3
I'm a humble guy
[5:55] ParanoidMiggles: Nice, me too
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: With shitty eve skills wtfffffffff
[5:56] ParanoidMiggles: Do you have facebook or something
Btw my name is Miguel
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: Yes I do have skype
OI mean
facebook lol
[5:56] ParanoidMiggles: Can you give it to me ?
[5:56] Michael Nascosto: Hell no, I known you like 10 mins
lol
I'm not THAT cool
[5:57] ParanoidMiggles: yeah you're kinda right.
So what do you want to know about me?
XD
[5:57] Michael Nascosto: Its okay babe, don't be overwhelmed *places fingers on your lips*
I whisper "Take it slow"
I dunno, u clean?
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: But, kenpachi.... *strokes labia majora''
Yes
[5:58] Michael Nascosto: boring
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: Cut or uncut?
[5:58] Michael Nascosto: I'll go with smooth
[5:58] ParanoidMiggles: Hum...69 or doggy-style?
[5:59] Michael Nascosto: neither
I like to **** that ***** with my foot stamped on her head
[5:59] ParanoidMiggles: I like to do bukkake and the raise like a wax doll pouring *** drops everywhere
*then
[6:00] Michael Nascosto: Well Ima do some item builds, masteries and reading, so peace, if I'm around feel free to buzz
maybe one day we can play together but Im trash, just check my lolking lolz
[6:00] ParanoidMiggles: Just give your skype or facebook so we can talk
you seem pretty fun and cool, and I wanna keep in touch
[6:01] Michael Nascosto: Omg you're like so gay for me
I dont waste my time unless it's worth it homie, lets see how it goes
[6:02] ParanoidMiggles: Ok ****. Btw not game. Just like this. And I'm going off. Gotta study for my exams -.-
*gay
lol ahhaa
[6:03] Michael Nascosto: Exams are for conformists
have fun
[6:03] ParanoidMiggles: I'm not conformist
trust me xD
Ok we'll talk tomorrow *****! Good night !
[6:04] Michael Nascosto: night

TH

just, what, the, actual, fuck did i just read

So hom